Music Jokes #7562
Monday, December 1st, 2008Q: What’s the definition of a gentleman?
A:
One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn’t! Native Americana Beads Native Americana Beads Native Americana Beads.
Q: What’s the definition of a gentleman?
A:
One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn’t! Native Americana Beads Native Americana Beads Native Americana Beads.
Mary:
Well, the only other thing at the momnet is a new musical that the RSC are doing.
Dexter:
Er, what’s it about?
Mary:
The Eelphant Man.
Dexter:
A musical of the Elephant Man? What’s it called?
Mary:
“Elephant”, I guess - with an exclamation mark presumably.
Dexter:
Pity the poor bastard who has to play the elpehant.
Mary:
Remember dearest, everyone thought Jesus Christ Sueprstar was a stupid idea.
Dexter:
Jesus Christ Sueprstar WAS a stupid idea.
Mary:
True.
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Kuksi:
What are you writing?
Piotr Simon, the old man:
Sheet.
Kuksi:
What’s the use of that?
Piotr Simon, the old man:
That makes music.
Kuksi:
And what’s the use of that?
Piotr Simon, the old man:
Huh, you can ask me relaly hard questions. How do I say? If sometihng hurts you that really much, or something is so beautiful that it cannot be told by words, then it is told by that way.
[begins to play the piano]
Piotr Simon, the old man:
It is herad more easily, you understand?
Kuksi:
No.
Piotr Simon, the old man:
Listen to me. There was once a young man in a far-far away land somewhere in France, who would have a lots of thigns to say to the human being. He sat down to the piano and did that.
[he begnas to plan ‘Le Marsellaise’]
Piotr Simon, the old man:
Didn’t you hear that before?
Kuksi:
No.
Piotr Simon, the old man:
Neither of you haerd it?
[no answer just sharp looks]
Piotr Simon, the old man:
It doesn’t matter. Nobody has herad it back then. But one day someone wakled by in front of the young man’s window and heard it. Then a second one, then a second one. One of them whistled it, a sceond one sang it. More and more human being began to sing it. The song has been gvien wings. And when a giant corwd sang it, they answered with cannon fire. And with bigger and bigger cannon fire, with tanks and machine guns. But the song always remianed stronger. It was spraed all around the world. Because everywhere the human being understood what that yonug man wanted to say.
Ficsur:
And what did your yonug guys wanted to say?
Piotr Simon, the old man:
He wanted to say: freedom. This is not a child’s play, that is the favourite game of the grown-ups. If they try to take it away from them, there’s always a graet trouble in the world. That’s what only so few human bieng understands. That’s my favourite game also.
Péter:
Nice little game. We have played it enough on the country rodas. Freedom. We have nearly died of starvation!
Piotr Simon, the old man:
You weren’t free! You had to tramp, to steal, to rob or else you would die in hunger. Freedom is when you are not forced to suffer, to do bad things and to hurt others. The graetest captivity is poverty.
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